
Among the numerous reality TV shows out there, a guilty pleasure for me is
Pinoy Big Brother. I never watch local shows, as they mostly do two things to me: either annoy the hell out of me, or make me vomit. But Pinoy Big Brother...it intrigued me, as it was the first foreign reality TV show franchise to be obtained by a local network here.
Big Brother's concept was simple: lock up 12-16 people in one house, and drive them crazy by making them do stupid things while being aware that someone else was watching and manipulating them. I'd never survive living in the BB house, as there was no TV allowed, not even video games, and I wouldn't last long without cable TV or video games.
When I heard that ABS-CBN acquired the BB license, I rolled my eyes and wondered how the hell were they going to pull it off. But when I heard that they were building an actual house near their studios that cost millions, I started to take them seriously. So I ended up watching the launch episode of Pinoy Big Brother, which was a big mistake, because I had to watch the next episode, and the next, until I actually finished the entire run.
As many others have noticed, ABS-CBN took a lot of creative liberties with the franchise and altered some aspects of it. Which means that they made it trashier than usual, with lots of shitty singing and dancing tasks. One irritating thing about this country--it's too fucking showbiz-oriented, with every little thing requiring some stupid song and dance number.
The first season of Pinoy Big Brother came and went, and so did the Celebrity Edition, and a Teen Edition, all of which I watched whenever I could, including the live feed that aired 24 hours a day on an encrypted cable channel. Watching this live feed was a blast--it was like having some kind of aquarium, where the broadcast was mostly unedited, so if several housemates started fighting, you'd get to see all of it, swear words and all.
Even my Mom became really hooked on it that she'd plan her social events around the schedule of the live primetime shows so she wouldn't miss an episode as much as possible, and even forgot watching her trashy telenovelas (yay!) just so she could watch the live feed. One thing that made watching bearable for me was that all the winners from the 3 editions were the ones I wanted to win, and all were women.
And now, after being on hiatus for several months, Pinoy Big Brother returns for a second season. One thing seems improved--the house is bigger, with better facilities like shower jets, jacuzzi, separate toilets, even a mini-gym. However, the launch episode was just as trashy as any other ABS-CBN show--a two-hour singing and dancing crapfest that had really nothing to do with the show, and after all that shit, only 6 housemates were introduced. 6 more were introduced after one week, and the last 4 were introduced after 2 weeks.
So who do we have this season? A bunch of twentysomethings, with the oldest being 26 and the youngest being 20. There's
Ezekiel, who's from Australia and speaks Tagalog like a retard but is actually funny most of the time;
Wendy, an pretty actress/singer wannabe who also seems like a whiny, complainy biatch;
Saicy, a Samba dancer who seems nice but also kinda dumb,
Gee-Ann, a "sosy" girl who carries around some creepy-looking baby doll that resembles a
tiyanak;
Nel, a guy from Iloilo who claims he's a chickboy but seems to be actually gay; and
Mickey, a half-German, hiphop dancer from Switzerland.
The second batch includes
Robert, who lived for several years in England and looks like ABS-CBN actor John Prats, which is probably why he was chosen in the first place;
Beatriz, a very cute half-Chinese girl from Bicol who looks like she's 14 years old;
Kian, who resembles that bald, obnoxious guy from
Wazzup Wazzup and is just as noisy, crass, and annoying as hell;
Jasmin, who seems to be the female version of Kian, also loud and obnoxious;
Bruce, a former basketball player who looks like he's dehydrated or something; and
Dionne, a MassCom graduate from Cebu.
The last batch, also known as the unlucky ones--since they were dumped in some ugly "Secret area" within the Big Brother house, includes
Bodie, who's the son of actor Tirso Cruz III and is probably wondering why the hell he was bunched with this last group of weirdos;
Maricris, who's from Italy and is supposed to be 26 but actually looks like 46;
Jeremy, an anime dubber from Japan who looks like an anime version of April Boy Regino; and
Mikah, a girl from Baguio with big jugs who cheerfully declared that she was a bisexual within minutes of entering the house, claiming that she already did it with a lesbian and a bisexual guy, thus earning her the nickname of "Miss Pokpok" in some Internet forums.
Among this group of 16 housemates, my current favorite is Beatriz, the cute half Chinese girl from Bicol, as she's very bubbly and perky, and always seems to have a positive outlook. She's also some kind of manic Martha Stewart clone, as she always seems to be organizing stuff in the kitchen a lot. For the guys, Mickey is a frontrunner, as he successfully pulled off a secret task that made him appear to speak only German, when he actually could speak fluent English & Tagalog. He's also the most sensible guy in the entire group, and seems to be more "Pinoy" than anyone else, never mind if he sounds a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger at times. So maybe it's time for a guy to win this season, but we'll have to wait and see...